Where do the unfinished books go? Why here, of course.

It used to be that I would muscle my way through every book I started – even if it meant skimming my way to the end. I don’t do that anymore. With 500+ books on my tbr shelf I give the book the good ol’ college try, but I don’t finish every one of them. I thought I’d keep track of books I abandon and the reasons why here. Feel free to prod me if you think any of these books are worth revisiting.

 

The Devil You Know – Elisabeth De Mariaffi     122/306

Set around the same time as Paul Bernardo and Karla Homolka were captured, this story about a young reporter moved wayyyy too slow for me.

The Miothers – Brit Bennett 68/275

Although I wanted very much to like this novel, I just couldn’t settle into its narrative. It all felt like ‘tell.’

 

The Spider and the Fly – Claudia Rowe  88/276

Although I was super excited to read this book, the first 88 pages were such a slog that I finally gave up.

The Distant Echo – Val McDermid  48/404

My first McDermid book, but it just didn’t grab my attention the way I’d expect a mystery to. I mean the writing is good and everything, but let’s move it alone. So, pass.

So Cold the River – Michael Koryta  126/508

I think there might have been potential in this ghost story about a creepy hotel a la Overlook, but it was just too s-l-o-w.

 

How Not to Let Go – Emily Foster  90/312

I was a fan of the first in this series, How Not to Fall, but I just didn’t groove to the next chapter in Annie and Charles’ sexual journey.

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Daisy in Chains – Sharon Bolton  68/343

It sounded so good, on paper at least. Writer meets convicted serial killer who wants her help proving his innocence. It was well-reviewed,  but I just couldn’t get into it.

A Stranger in the House – Shari Lapena 150/338

I bought this book at Shakespeare and Company in Paris. I needed something to read on the plane ride home. The writing is just so bad. Choppy. Repetitive. It’s all tell.

“Tom is tense and unhappy as he leaves the house the next morning. He’s put on jeans to go in to the office for a few hours to catch up on work on the weekend. (That sentence just makes no sense, but that God he put on some pants.) He’s missed to much with Karen in the hospital. She seemed tired this morning.”

Nope.

Beautiful Disaster – Jamie McGuire 160/416

I should have abandoned this book wayyyy before I did.  I’ll admit that it initially appealed to my predilection for stories about good girls and bad boys, but this was just awful. I didn’t believe a single word that came out of the mouths of these characters. The whole premise was ridiculous (and not in a ‘oh, sure, I can suspend disbelief because everything else about this book is awesome’ sort of way.) The writing was just…a thousand times no. Had I known it was originally self published, I would have saved my money.

 

The Uninvited – Tim Wynne-Jones  70/359

Why I stopped: I was really looking forward to this book – although I can’t quite remember why now. I had to abandon it though because I just found it odd and slow and not, after all, my cup of tea.

Grief Girl – Erin Vincent  98/306

Why I stopped: It seems heartless to give up on a memoir about a girl who is just fourteen when her parents are involved in a horrific accident. Erin’s mother dies at the scene, but her father survives and seems to be making a recovery when, a month on, a blood clot passes through his heart and he dies. It’s heart-wrenching, for sure, but I found the writing a little plodding and I just couldn’t stick with it.

 

Person of Interest – Theresa Schwegel 71/439

Why I stopped: Come on. The New York Times called this a “smart, propulsive, tightrope-walking mystery” but I was on page 71 and it was b-o-r-i-n-g. The characters were grating and unbelievable and I just lost interest.

John Dies @ the End – David Wong 142/466

Why I stopped: I really, really tried to get through this book because a couple boys from my 2012-13 grade ten English class wanted me to read it. But, try as I might, I just couldn’t muster enough enthusiasm to get through this wacky horror-comedy hybrid.

City of Bones – Cassandra Clare  186/485

Why I stopped: Although girls in my 2012-13 grade 10 class gobbled this book up, I just couldn’t carry on. The whole thing just seemed so derivative – cookie cutter characters that were somehow familiar. Stands to reason: Cassandra Clare was a BFN (Big Fandom Name) a few years ago  when she wrote  – mostly – Harry Potter fanfiction under the name Cassie Clare. There was a huge kerfluffle surrounding her work and the fact that much of it was plagiarized.

The Wednesday Letters – Jason F. Wright  54/280

Why I stopped: I knew early on that this was Christian fiction; God made an appearance on the first page. But then I thought, don’t be such a snob; give it a chance. But then when the two pastors were waiting on the front porch for the arrival of the prodigal son I just couldn’t go on.  Blech.

The Dark Heroine: Dinner with a Vampire – Abigail Gibbs  300/552

Why I stopped: Seriously. Why is this even a book and why did I read 300 pages? It’s HORRIBLE. In every possible way. Poorly written, often non-sensical (how, exactly, does one  clench their palms?), with so many instances of clunky exposition and laughable dialogue that I just…had to read out loud to my thirteen year old son. Never mind the dhampirs. OMG.  And I thought Twilight was bad. I must do a post on the glut of vampire fiction because I am sure Bram Stoker and Joss Whedon are bent double with nausea.

Who Stole the Funny? – Robby Benson  19/349 read

Why I stopped: Not even my girlhood crush on Robby could compel me to read this “insiders” look at Hollywood. The ‘nudge, nudge; wink, wink’ approach to story telling probably works for people who get the joke, but pulling back the veil of Hollywood wasn’t all that interesting to me.

The Torn Skirt  – Rebecca Godfrey    112/199 read

Why I stopped: I really wanted to like this book. I did. But in the end, it was just all over the place for me. Accolades aside, I just didn’t get it. And I ran out of patience.

The Class project: How To Kill a Mother – Bob Mitchell   148/356 read

Why I stopped: Hmm. First of all despite the claim that the girls who committed this crime are ‘infamous’, I’d never heard of them. I don’t read too much true crime anymore, but I’ve read enough to prefer that the story read like fiction. This is straight up ‘reporting’  which makes sense since the author was (is?) a reporter for the Toronto Star. The crime was cold-blooded; the sisters whacked, their friends heartless but none of it added up to too much.

A Child’s Book of True Crime – Chloe Hooper  110/238 read

Why I stopped: I wanted to like this book. The writer is clearly talented. The premise was intriguing: a young teacher begins an affair with the father of one of her students. His wife is well-known for having written the true-crime story of an adulterous affair gone horribly wrong. But then there’s this whole thing where animals retell the story of the affair and it was slow and all right, I give up.

Stone Creek by Victoria Lustbader     178/366 read

Why I stopped: I probably should have given up on this book sooner than I did. It was a classic case of a three dressed up as a nine. The characters just weren’t believable (even though they were all beautiful and smart and amazing and damaged.) I felt like I was reading a gussied up Harlequin.

D/S by Gary S. Kadat     186/448 pages read

Why I stopped: Despite the subject matter, a journalist leaves the safety of his fiance and begins down a dark road of   domination and submission, and despite the fact that Gary Kadat can write…this book was too slow moving for me.